OMAKE – Alucard’s
letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Integra's
Christmas party. It was Walter who spiked the punch with too much blood. I
can't help it if I drank 99 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted
just like fresh blood.
I thought it was funny when I put Integra's underwear on
my head and danced the Tango with her on the couch while singing `I want you
Baby'. I didn't mean to break Integra's computer while we were on her table and
don't know why Integra would sue me for gross sexual misconduct.
I don't remember calling Yan Valentine's wife a f**king
pussy cat---even though she looked like one with white eye shadow and pink
lipstick!
And when I threw up on Bubbancy’s husband's face, it was
only because I ate too much of that blood pie.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I
fell asleep on my way home and drove my escort car (actually Integra's) through
my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to
call me a manical vampire and have me arrested for proceeding to molest a tied
up Integra in his room!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve,
all earnest and cute. And I'm really not to blame for any of this strange
stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and most innocently yours,
Alucard (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 99999999 bucks!
Alucard’s letter to Santa
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